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من طرف scientist koko الثلاثاء فبراير 22, 2011 4:59 amQ: What
are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A:
Lunch and supper.
Q: Why did the man throw a
bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the
waterfall.
Q: Why did the man throw the
butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the
butterfly.
Q: Why did the man put the
clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.
Q: What has two hands and a
face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.
Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.
Q:
Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: On the
bottom.
Q: Why did the man throw his
watch out of the window?
A: He wanted to see time
fly.
Q: What State in the United
States is High in the middle and round at the ends?
A:
Ohio.
Q: "There were some twins.
One was twenty, the other was twenty 2. One married the other. How can be this
?"
A: "One was twenty, the other twenty too. One was a
priest so he
married the
other"
PS: These sentences must be asked orally .Pronunciation is
important. (too = 2)
Q: How do you spell
mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.
This one should be spoken.
Q: How many legs does an ant have?
A: Two, the same
as an uncle.
(HINT: ant = aunt)
Q:
How many people are buried in that cemetery?
A: All of
them.
Q: What can't be used until
it's broken?
A: An egg.
Q: What do tigers have that
no other animals have?
A: Baby
tigers.
Q: What is Black and white
and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper
Q: Why is number six afraid ?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)
Q: How do you know when a
motorcycle policeman is happy?
A: He has bugs on his
teeth!
Q: What did zero say to
eight?
A: Nice belt.
(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)
Q: What did number 1 say to
7?
A: Nice hair
In
the alphabet... Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the
alphabet?
A: "i" (I)
Q:
Which letter is always trying to find reasons?
"y"
(Why?")
Submitted by: Melina
Gasser- Argentina
Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.
Q:
What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days?
A: W (Double u- Double you)
Q:
Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole?
A:
Because every direction is south.
Q:
Why is the A like a flower?
A: Because the B is after
it.
Why is the letter "A" like
noon?
Because it's in the middle of the day.
Q: "What letter of the
alphabet has got lots of water?"
A: "The C"
Q: "What letter of the
alphabet is always waiting in order?"
A: "The Q.
(queue)
Q:
What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
A:
A horse and its rider.
Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?
A: The horse's shadow.
Q. Why was the hearse horse hoarse?
A.
Because of the coffin
.
.
my
bestwishes
groooooory
are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A:
Lunch and supper.
Q: Why did the man throw a
bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the
waterfall.
Q: Why did the man throw the
butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the
butterfly.
Q: Why did the man put the
clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.
Q: What has two hands and a
face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.
Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.
Q:
Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: On the
bottom.
Q: Why did the man throw his
watch out of the window?
A: He wanted to see time
fly.
Q: What State in the United
States is High in the middle and round at the ends?
A:
Ohio.
Q: "There were some twins.
One was twenty, the other was twenty 2. One married the other. How can be this
?"
A: "One was twenty, the other twenty too. One was a
priest so he
married the
other"
PS: These sentences must be asked orally .Pronunciation is
important. (too = 2)
Q: How do you spell
mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.
This one should be spoken.
Q: How many legs does an ant have?
A: Two, the same
as an uncle.
(HINT: ant = aunt)
Q:
How many people are buried in that cemetery?
A: All of
them.
Q: What can't be used until
it's broken?
A: An egg.
Q: What do tigers have that
no other animals have?
A: Baby
tigers.
Q: What is Black and white
and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper
Q: Why is number six afraid ?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)
Q: How do you know when a
motorcycle policeman is happy?
A: He has bugs on his
teeth!
Q: What did zero say to
eight?
A: Nice belt.
(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)
Q: What did number 1 say to
7?
A: Nice hair
In
the alphabet... Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the
alphabet?
A: "i" (I)
Q:
Which letter is always trying to find reasons?
"y"
(Why?")
Submitted by: Melina
Gasser- Argentina
Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.
Q:
What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days?
A: W (Double u- Double you)
Q:
Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole?
A:
Because every direction is south.
Q:
Why is the A like a flower?
A: Because the B is after
it.
Why is the letter "A" like
noon?
Because it's in the middle of the day.
Q: "What letter of the
alphabet has got lots of water?"
A: "The C"
Q: "What letter of the
alphabet is always waiting in order?"
A: "The Q.
(queue)
Q:
What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
A:
A horse and its rider.
Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?
A: The horse's shadow.
Q. Why was the hearse horse hoarse?
A.
Because of the coffin
.
.
my
bestwishes
groooooory
